Is This Thing On?
In a move that should make all of you question Andrew's judgment, he's invited me to also contribute to the Informix DBA blog. So now you'll get erratic posting from two of the three fastest* Informix DBAs in the world.
Hopefully I'll be able to contribute something of value besides bad humor.
* - Fastest according to one extremely arbitrary contest several years and versions ago, in which only a small fraction of the world's Informix DBAs actually participated.